admireevasboobs:

iroquois—pliskin:

major-ocelot:

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT HOW WHEN PARAMEDIC IS TALKING ABOUT GODZILLA, AND HOW HE GREW BIGGER BECAUSE OF NUCLEAR RADIATION, BIG BOSS SAYS “THAT MUST BE WHY MY PANTS HAVE BEEN SO TIGHT LATELY”

THAT MUST BE WHY MY PANTS HAVE BEEN SO TIGHT LATELY

His Big Boss grew.

((And that’s why he stopped hitting on her. He can’t love a woman who doesn’t get his dick jokes.))

((This is my favorite codec in the entire universe.))

(via admireevaseyes)

((This is the new direction in which the blog will head!

• More quality writing/posts and hopefully a better interpretation of the character
• A new theme
• Better art
• A slight increase in activity

I’m not going to revamp the entire blog right away, but I have made a small change! There’s an “about mod” page that explains the reason for my hiatus and also explains why the way I portray this character will change. It’s optional reading, but if you’re interested in my life for whatever reason, you can check it out.))

askvicboss replied to your post: askvicboss replied to your post: ooc ((MAN WE HAVE…

((I don’t remember how to Big Boss either, I haven’t even played MGS because I need to get the fiancée into it before I do))

((I made a vailant attempt at the games. I’m so bad at MGS.

Do you remember the part in MGS3 where you shoot the hornets’ nest?

I missed the hornets’ nest. I sprinted across the bridge.))

askvicboss replied to your post: ooc

((MAN WE HAVE MISSED YOU although I only just came back myself))

((FFFF YOU GUYS

im glad that youre glad that im back i guess? it’s gonna take some work for me to figure out this blog. im such an entirely different person than i was last year and i have no idea where i even left off and?

but thats personal stuff hah))

((I DONT EVEN REMEMBER HOW TO PLAY CLARK JESUS CHRIST.

I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THIS BLOG AFTER HIATUS. LET ME EXPLAIN YOU A THING?

I MOVED IN WITH MY GRANDPARENTS AND CAME OUT TO MY MOM. THEN I HOMEWORK.

IM LAUGHING SO HARD THOUGH HOW DO I CLARK))

admireevasboobs:

I WISH CLARK WAS HERE SO I COULD PUNCH HER IN HER STUPID NEW ENGLAND SPINSTER FACE

“THEY’RE NOT REALLY YOUR KIDS EVA. THEY’RE HISAKO’S KIDS MORE THAN THEY’RE YOURS.”

YOU CAN DIE IN A FIRE CLARK

GOODBYE FRIENDS I AM GONE

(Source: admireevaseyes)

((yo guys just. yeah the hiatus is still a thing

i have other blogs that i check and am active on but idk this is a real difficult blog for me to run and ahahah idk just

yeah indefinite hiatus but i’ll make sure to give u bros the occasional upd8 and try to come back at some point

if you got any questions direct em the hell over to my personal

peace out buds))

hi

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hi!))

((WOW! wow

ok im just givin yall the quick rundown on whats up w. me

-moved into grandparent’s house

-got a 3DS 4 the xmas

-we have to have neighbors babysit our cat

aaaaaand there you have it! theres a bunch of other stuff too but if i went and said all of it i’d just end up with a list of profanities so we’re not gonna go there

also yes im continuing the hiatus but ill find some fanart or something ok cool))

As you can probably tell, this hiatus is going on really long, so I’m going to just label it “indefinite” at this point. If I come back soon, I come back, I guess.